You Can Call Me Al

[00:15.36] A man walks down the street
[00:16.87] He says, "Why am I soft in the middle now?
[00:18.97] Why am I soft in the middle?
[00:20.72] The rest of my life is so hard
[00:22.81] I need a photo-opportunity
[00:24.15] I want a shot at redemption
[00:26.24] Don't want to end up a cartoon
[00:28.18] In a cartoon graveyard"
[00:29.95] Bonedigger, Bonedigger
[00:31.89] Dogs in the moonlight
[00:33.62] Far away, my well-lit door
[00:36.78] Mr. Beerbelly, Beerbelly
[00:39.03] Get these mutts away from me
[00:40.88] You know, I don't find this stuff amusing anymore
[00:44.75] If you'll be my bodyguard
[00:46.53] I can be your long-lost pal
[00:48.94] 
[00:52.47] I can call you Betty
[00:53.97] And Betty, when you call me
[00:55.85] You can call me Al
[00:59.96] A man walks down the street
[01:01.56] He says, "Why am I short of attention?
[01:03.55] Got a short little span of attention
[01:05.56] And whoa, my nights are so long
[01:07.42] Where's my wife and family?
[01:09.19] What if I die here?
[01:11.03] Who'll be my role model?
[01:12.95] Now that my role model is gone, gone"
[01:16.24] He ducked back down the alley
[01:18.08] With some roly-poly, little bat-faced girl
[01:21.23] All along, along
[01:23.72] There were incidents and accidents
[01:25.54] There were hints and allegations
[01:29.00] If you'll be my bodyguard
[01:31.88] I can be your long-lost pal
[01:34.28] 
[01:37.27] I can call you Betty
[01:38.82] And Betty, when you call me
[01:40.63] You can call me Al
[01:44.02] Call me Al
[01:46.28] 
[02:29.91] A man walks down the street
[02:31.69] It's a street in a strange world
[02:33.41] Maybe it's the Third World
[02:35.33] Maybe it's his first time around
[02:37.28] He doesn't speak the language
[02:38.95] He holds no currency
[02:40.82] He is a foreign man
[02:42.62] He is surrounded by the sound, sound
[02:46.48] Cattle in the marketplace
[02:48.39] Scatterings and orphanages
[02:51.40] He looks around, around
[02:53.63] He sees angels in the architecture
[02:55.96] Spinning in infinity
[02:57.66] He says, "Amen and Hallelujah!"
[02:59.69] If you'll be my bodyguard
[03:01.22] I can be your long-lost pal
[03:03.47] 
[03:07.08] I can call you Betty
[03:08.68] And Betty, when you call me
[03:10.76] You can call me Al
[03:13.83] Call me
[03:16.18] 
[04:03.53] If you'll be my bodyguard
[04:05.82] 
[04:10.74] I can call you Betty
[04:13.05] 
[04:18.27] If you'll be my bodyguard
[04:20.57] 
[04:25.26] I can call you Betty
[04:27.51] 
[04:32.99] If you'll be my bodyguard
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