Kill The Director

[00:17.70] I've met someone that makes me feel seasick
[00:21.11] Oh, what a skill to have
[00:22.94] Oh, what a skill to have
[00:24.10] So many skills that make her distinctive
[00:27.34] But they're not mine to have
[00:29.02] No, they're not mine
[00:30.17] Whenever she looks I read the nearest paper
[00:33.41] Though I don't care about the soaps
[00:35.03] No, I don't care about the soaps
[00:38.82] Though I'm acting like I'm in an EastEnders episode
[00:44.73] If this is a rom-com, kill the director
[00:50.91] If this is a rom-com, kill the director
[00:54.14] Please
[00:57.18] Carrots help us see much better in the dark
[00:59.90] Don't talk to girls, they'll break your heart
[01:02.98] And this is my head, and this is my spout
[01:06.18] They work together, they can't figure anything out
[01:09.46] So with the angst of a teenage band
[01:12.04] Here's another song about a gender I'll never understand
[01:18.49] Here's another song about a gender I'll never understand
[01:23.94] If this is a rom-com, kill the director
[01:29.91] If this is a rom-com, kill the director
[01:35.99] If this is a rom-com, kill the director
[01:39.25] Please
[01:41.62] 
[01:48.42] This is no Bridget Jones
[01:51.22] This is no Bridget, Bridget (kill the director)
[01:54.14] This is no Bridget Jones
[01:56.98] This is no Bridget, Bridget (kill the director)
[01:59.94] This is no (kill) Bridget Jones (kill)
[02:03.08] This is no Bridget, Bridget (kill the director)
[02:06.14] This is no (kill) Bridget Jones (kill)
[02:09.04] This is no Bridget, Bridget (double kill the director)
[02:11.69] This is no Bridget Jones
[02:14.69] This is no Bridget, Bridget (kill the director)
[02:17.65] This is no Bridget Jones
[02:20.54] This is no Bridget, Bridget (kill the director)
[02:23.51] This is no Bridget Jones
[02:26.43] This is no Bridget, Bridget Jones
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