Kissing with Confidence

[00:10.88]You may be a sharp dresser,
[00:12.67]You may be a fantastic dancer,
[00:15.39]You may be a lively conversationalist,
[00:18.11]But what happens at the end of the evening when the time comes to show how you feel?
[00:23.50]Unless you can kiss with confidence all your fancy dressing, dancing and talking won't get you a second date.
[00:32.52]I'd meet a boy I really liked
[00:36.29]I'd start to win his heart
[00:39.96]Come the time to kiss good-night
[00:43.52]I always fell apart
[00:47.13]I'd giggle like I had no brains
[00:50.75]Or else I'd start to cough
[00:54.40]I thought my perspiration stains
[00:58.11]Would turn a fellow off
[01:00.84]She was nervous
[01:03.50]She was too shy
[01:07.14]She was breathless
[01:10.82]Lips were too dry
[01:14.57]Hands were shaking
[01:18.11]Didn't know why
[01:24.93]Do you want to kiss this person?
[01:26.72]Then be honest - what is keeping you from kissing with confidence?
[01:32.23]Worries. Some of them can be put to rest if you ask yourself a few simple questions before kissing.
[01:39.41]Is your breath fresh?
[01:40.34]Do your have spinach on your teeth?
[01:43.18]Is your deodorant strong enough?
[01:45.80]You may also find yourself worrying about what will happen once you are in the act of kissing.
[01:51.28]Will your stomach growl? Will your braces lock? Will you be able to prolong the kiss and still breathe?
[01:59.48]Will I spoil it with my overbite?
[02:05.75]Will our noses bump in the moonlight?
[02:13.04]When our lips meet, will they fit right?
[02:23.59]These worries are best cleared from the mind by the romance chant method,
[02:28.04]A technique which will also place your lips naturally in kissing position.
[02:33.51]Hableme el unico del mundo.
[02:35.39]Digame: comoe te hare ese sonido. Tan glorioso.
[02:39.96]Que aun hoba con anticipation de el. Me ha reducio a un bestia.
[02:45.42]Grunedo. Entusiomandose why paliptando.
[02:49.92]Practice this chant in the morning as you rise, in the evening as you retire and just before a date.
[02:57.14]Once you have mastered these techniques there is only one worry left - will it go too far?
[03:04.48]It never will if you remain alert to these danger signals - heavy breathing, wandering hands, strong heartbeats.
[03:11.64]A nice way to maintain self-control without offending the other person is to say -- 'I'm not ready to handle what I think is coming',
[03:19.88]Then you both go home and daydream.
[03:22.54]Tomorrow you can start again fresh. Just remember - you can not get pregnant from kissing.
[03:28.04]I put an end to worrying, I learned the way from Will
[03:34.39]He showed me kissing with confidence is an acquired skill
[03:42.59]When my boyfriends get too hot I can cool 'em down
[03:49.75]Now I'm kissing with confidence everywhere in town
[03:55.24]In the schoolyard
[03:58.81]At the front door
[04:02.53]In the laundromat
[04:06.16]At the drug store
[04:09.85]At the car wash
[04:13.45]In the back seat
[04:17.10]At the Dairy Queen
[04:20.76]On a side street
[04:24.30]In the basement
[04:28.09]On the rooftop
[04:31.66]At the drive in
[04:35.28]At the stop and shop
[04:38.97]On the back porch
[04:42.53]At the candy store
[04:46.22]On the boardwalk
[04:49.87]By the seashore
[04:53.56]In the balcony
[04:57.24]At the malt shop
[05:00.87]In the parking lot
[05:04.51]On the blacktop
[05:10.06]Once you can kiss with confidence, think of others these techniques will help.
[05:19.18]Do you know someone who drools when he kisses or burps or bites?
[05:20.96]Why not do them a favor and send them this record anonymously?
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